By using this site, you agree to abide by the following terms & conditions:
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This is a small, personal site, written entirely by myself. As such, I cannot guarantee that everything is absolutely secure.
I am not liable if any or all of the details you enter here are stolen or otherwise disseminated across the web, including your password, although I will make every effort to avoid this.
I would suggest you don't use a password that is important to you. The password will be encrypted in the database, and I will not be able to view it, or retrieve it for you, so please don't lose it.
I reserve the right to change any or all of the conditions at any time (including this one), but because I'm nice I'll tell you first, and because I'm not a large corporation, I can't really enforce them anyway, so it doesn't matter.
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Also, you sign away your soul, promise to give me any and all shiny conkers you find, and will vote for me in the next bi-centurial Midgar elections.
You don't get any shares in GeekRoom Inc, but if you're really, really nice, I may send you a free* plastic teaspoon.
Also, refer to me as "Great and mighty one", or possibly just "Dungeon Master of doom", otherwise I'll get really upset and cry.
Finally, if you can't tell the difference between the serious terms & conditions and the silly ones (hint, they're in separate paragraphs) then you deserve a rain of cat.
Just one cat, but it's probably quite annoyed after all that floating around in the stratosphere.
*P&P not included. P&P will be set at any value I choose, less than or equal to the number of bugs in Windows Vista, converted to Biblical times denarii.